elizabitchtaylor:

OVER 2 HOURS OF FABULOUS DISCO MAYHEM!!! Strap on your platform shoes, spray on some cologne and don’t tell mom where you’re going! And for God’s sake, DON’T DO COKE OVER THE TOILET! (listen)

This is My Life- Shirley Bassey
I’m Coming Out- Diana Ross
Lady Marmalade- LaBelle
Shame, Shame, Shame- Shirley & Company
He’s the Greatest Dancer- Sister Sledge
Gay Frisco- Kikrokos
Dancing Queen- ABBA
I Will Survive- Gloria Gaynor
Ring My Bell- Anita Ward
Love To Love You Baby- Donna Summer
YMCA- The Village People
Get Off- Foxy
I Love Men- Eartha Kitt
Yes Sir, I Can Boogie- Baccara
Queen of China-Town- Amanda Lear
You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real)- Sylvester
I Love the Nightlife- Alicia Bridges
It’s Raining Men- The Weather Girls
So Many Men, So Little Time- Miquel Brown
Macho Man- The Village People
Le Freak- Chic
Gimmie! Gimmie! Gimmie! (A Man After Midnight)- ABBA
Knock On Wood- Amii Stewart
I Need a Man- Grace Jones
More, More, More- The Andrea True Connection
Upside Down- Diana Ross
Got to Be Real- Cheryl Lynn
I Was Born This Way- Carl Bean
Get Dancin’- Disco Tex and His Sex-O-Lettes
No More Tears (Enough Is Enough)- Barbra Streisand and Donna Summer

50shadesofacceptance:

andrealessi:

loki-cat:

One late night, you are up in your bedroom when you hear your mom calling you downstairs. You are halfway down the staircase when all of a sudden, you see your mom in front of her bedroom door, terrified, she whispers, ‘Don’t go downstairs. I heard her, too.’

Who do you believe?

The one calling me downstairs. They’re lesbians, not ghosts.

This twist tho, I can’t stop laughing