bert-and-ernie-are-gay:

peggdaniels:

imagine-assembling-the-avengers:

phdna:

fanficsrlife:

bartonsromanoff:

bartonsromanoff:

I’m actually crying my friend has never seen any marvel movies and she went to see civil war last night and she couldn’t remember Bucky’s name so she described him as “the fucking metal arm guy that gets cockblocked by a cat man and is clearly in love with the walking american flag” 

So someone asked what all the character descriptions would be according to my friend so I texted her and here you go:

Bucky (even though you already know): “the fucking metal arm guy that gets cockblocked by a cat man and is clearly in love with the walking american flag”

Steve: “the sad walking american flag”

T’Challa: “the cockblocking cat man that wasn’t chill but then was chill?”

Sam: “that guy that has no chill with the gay metal guy but has chill with basically everyone else”

Rhodey: “he seemed alright but I have no fucking clue who he is still also is he ok”

Tony: “why do I feel like this was his movie and not captain americas”

Wanda: “she seems like the daughter of all these people did they adopt her”

Clint: “okay I like this guy he seems like the only average dude but he’s the best”

Natasha: “whoever does her hair needs a promotion”

Gen. Ross: “typical white male not to be trusted”

Zemo: “where are his lips”

Vision: “i am so confused wtf is he”

Spiderman: “honestly most relatable but also why is he thirteen”

Sharon: “she seemed cool and all but wtf was with the kiss”

Scott: “how did paul rudd get mixed up in this mess”

The Dora Milaje Woman: “lowkey wanted her to drag red head’s ass”

Martin Freeman’s Character (idk his name sorreh): “what the fuck is a hobbit doing in this movie”

The Scott one killed me hahahah

Somebody needs to make an edit using this

Natasha and Scott are perfect.  I think maybe @screenjunkies-alloy-yahoopartner should know about this for a little honest trailer action…

okay this is the best shit i’ve ever read.

“why do I feel like this was his movie & not captain americas” TRUTH TO POWER

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