in the past three weeks alone i have desperately craved and at times utterly convinced myself that i will enact the following hairstyles:

  • bisexual haircut dyed pink
  • bisexual haircut dyed pink and blue
  • lilac all over my whole damn head
  • bisexual haircut lightened slightly to brown
  • loving my hair the way it is and being really glad i didn’t pick up a pair of scissors and have at it
  • being utterly bored of my hair and struggling with wigs and wanting to just cut it off

i hate being a flaky bitch

Wait, is there an official bisexual haircut? Did I miss the meeting where we learned about that?

it was the same meeting when they handed out the waffle irons. (only gay folks get a toaster.)

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